I’m your daddy

I’m your daddy

Well maybe just one round of blackjack…

Well maybe just one round of blackjack…

I think she is avoiding the question.

I think she is avoiding the question.

Me to Siri: Play Ride.  Siri: Playing “Jade.” Me to Siri: Play Ride.  Siri: Playing “Jade.” Then this happened. Sigh.

Me to Siri: Play Ride.
Siri: Playing “Jade.”
Me to Siri: Play Ride.
Siri: Playing “Jade.”
Then this happened. Sigh.

(Source: shitthatsirisays)

yolo (not sure if it worked the first time)

yolo (not sure if it worked the first time)

Well fuck you Siri

Well fuck you Siri

You whore

You whore